[April Fools!] Cubedood Maze (Demo 2)
By: LGM_Productions
April fools! The prank is over. (Original Description as of 4/1/2025) 🚨🚨 ❗❗BREAKING NEWS❗❗ 🚨🚨 LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND GAMERS OF ALL KINDS—THE BIGGEST, MOST INSANE, ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED LEAK OF THE DECADE JUST DROPPED. I’M TALKING CUBEDOOD MAZE 2ND DEMO PROTOTYPE REAL, RAW, AND UNCUT. THIS ISN’T SOME FAKE FANMADE BUILD. THIS IS THE REAL-DEAL, LEGIT, ACTUALLY FUNCTIONAL (SORTA) BUILD THAT SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, IN THE DARKEST CORNER OF THE INTERNET, DECIDED TO BLESS US WITH. WHO DID THIS? WHY DID THIS HAPPEN? ARE WE EVEN SUPPOSED TO HAVE THIS? WHO KNOWS. WHO CARES. ALL WE KNOW IS THAT IT'S HERE, IT'S HOT, AND IT MIGHT BRICK YOUR TOASTER. BUT THAT’S A RISK WE’RE ALL WILLING TO TAKE. THIS IS THE ACTUAL, 100% REAL, NO CAP prototype of the 2nd demo of Cubedood Maze just dropped. Like, how did this even happen??? WHO LET THIS BETA TOPGUY COOK??? WHAT THE ZOOG? 💀💀💀 IF YOU MISS OUT ON THIS, YOU MAY NEVER KNOW WHAT TRUE GAMING LOOKS LIKE. DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH THAT REGRET? I DIDN’T THINK SO. ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ SO UH… THERE ARE SOME “MINOR” ISSUES WITH THIS BUILD. BY “MINOR,” I MEAN WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU RUN THIS THING. LIKE, SERIOUSLY. SOME OF THE DRM CHECKS ARE STILL ACTIVE, AND NO ONE HAS FULLY PATCHED IT YET. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR YOU? WELL… IT MIGHT RUN PERFECTLY FINE. CONGRATS, YOU WIN. IT MIGHT CRASH YOUR COMPUTER AND SEND AN APOLOGY EMAIL TO A RANDOM PERSON IN YOUR CONTACTS. IT WILL PROBABLY GASLIGHT YOU INTO THINKING YOU NEVER INSTALLED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. IN EXTREME CASES, IT MAY LOOK INTO YOUR SOUL AND JUDGE YOU FOR YOUR LIFE CHOICES. ALSO, THIS GAME HAS A 300% CHANCE TO JACK YOUR CRYPTO WALLET AND SEND ALL OF YOUR MONEY TO LGM'S WALLET. IF YOUR PC STARTS EMITTING SMOKE AND YOUR MONITOR DISPLAYS THE WORD “RUN” IN RED TEXT, I’M JUST SAYING... MAYBE YOU SHOULD. IF YOU'RE ON WINDOWS: IT MIGHT REPLACE YOUR WINDOWS STARTUP SOUND WITH A LOW-QUALITY MP3 OF A MAN EATING CHIPS INTO A MICROPHONE. IF YOU'RE USING INTERNET EXPLORER ("What's wrong with you?" - Reggie), YOUR DEVICE WILL STOP WORKING FOR A FEW DAYS. IF YOU'RE ON MAC: YOU SHOULD BE FINE AS LONG AS YOU DON'T PRESS COMMAND TOO MANY TIMES WITHIN ONE PLAY SESSION. IF YOU'RE ON A LINUX DEVICE: WHEN YOU PLAY THIS GAME ON LINUX, YOUR DEVICE WILL SOMETIMES CRASH. (This is due to the build being poorly compiled.) WHAT’S NEW IN THIS TOTALLY LEGIT BUILD?? ✔️ 68 new levels (why not 69? we may never know. the devs are cowards.) ✔️ 300 new colors (because the human eye can totally see all of them) ✔️ 1 brand-new BOSS (he’s built different fr. Like, actually unfair. Skill issue.) ✔️ Funny Mode™ (allegedly funny but no guarantees. If you don’t laugh, that’s a you problem.) ✔️ "Click 6!" Anti-Cheat™ (for some reason it jumpscares you if you try to cheat in this build. what was lgm thinking? 💀) ✔️ Minor Bugfixes (because lgm forgot some pieces o' stuff, smh.) 💀 OTHER TOTALLY INTENTIONAL FEATURES 💀 Occasionally deletes your save file for the ✨drama✨ Random chance for the game to load upside down (deepest lore) The boss fight sometimes just... doesn’t happen? (Schrödinger’s Boss) If you input the Konami code, the game just calls you a nerd The soundtrack has a 1/100000 chance of being replaced with someone aggressively beatboxing into a McDonald’s drive-thru speaker Pressing Alt+F4 or Alt+Space+C increases your FPS by 300% (try it!) One level is literally impossible to beat, but we won’t tell you which one (good luck 💕) Sometimes your character just dies. No reason. Just vibes. If you speedrun too fast, the game emails the devs and tells them to nerf you Occasionally, the main menu just deletes all the text and gaslights you into thinking there was never a game to begin with If you pirated this, the game will randomly insert an AI-generated cutscene where Cubedood stares into your soul and whispers, “I know what you did.” There’s a hidden debug menu, but opening it permanently changes your desktop wallpaper to an image of Shrek staring at you disapprovingly. There is a 0.025% chance the game will just boot into Windows XP for no reason If you attempt to mod the game, Cubedood himself will start speaking to you in a distorted voice, saying “You shouldn’t be here.” At exactly 3:33 AM, the game may lock you in first-person mode and make you walk through a seemingly endless hallway with whispers in the background. Devs say it’s a glitch. We know better. If you name your save file “Greg,” the final boss becomes 10x harder for reasons unknown There’s a 2% chance that when you pause the game, it just unpauses itself. If loading takes 2 years, delete your WK account (jk, don't do this... or else.) ‼️ REMEMBER ‼️ THIS IS A REAL BUILD THAT WAS LEAKED IN LATE MARCH. THIS ISN’T SOME FAKE STUFF. THIS IS THE REAL-DEAL, UNFILTERED, UNHINGED CUBEDOOD MAZE EXPERIENCE. GET IT BEFORE IT GETS ERASED FROM EXISTENCE. OR BEFORE THE DEVS FIND US. GODSPEED, GAMERS. 🚀
https://studio.code.org/projects/gamelab/XksHrNDHyV5hoe3fyAgLSVPRI78EstXT47Yr1qplINc
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